- •Ббк 85.33:81.2 Англ я7
- •Введение
- •Introductory part
- •Voice in the performing art
- •Голос и речь в сценическом искусстве
- •Советы при работе с текстом
- •Стихи как один из видов голосового тренинга
- •Междометия в постановке голоса
- •1. «Прыгуны» - алле – гоп!
- •2. «Пильщики» - с! с! с!
- •8. «Победительницы» - Ай да!
- •9. «Шутка» - Ав-ав!
- •10. «Звукоподражатель».
- •I’ve got a little horse.
- •English intonation
- •A n Extract from the Book by Jerome k. D.
- •“Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)”
- •Отрывок из книги д. К. Джерома
- •«Трое в лодке, не считая собаки»
- •Phonetic exercises
- •Genres of theatre
- •Voltaire (1694-1778)
- •Visiting the theatre
- •A t the broadway theatre
- •Phrase-list Performing Arts
- •Conversation
- •E arly theatres
- •British theatres
- •Theatres in shakespeare’s time
- •British theatres today
- •T heatre in russia
- •A new theatre was born
- •Looking for new ways
- •Great actors
- •Sir laurence olivier
- •T he great comedian
- •M ovies, movies, movies
- •The art of transformation
- •B rad pitt
- •S moktunovsky and english
- •Theatre traditions
- •Interviewing an actor
- •Literature and drama
- •William shakespeare
- •Richard sheridan
- •T he myth of pygmalion
- •My fair lady
- •O scar wilde
- •John james osborne
- •Bertold brecht
- •Anton chekhov
- •E ugene gladstone o'neill
- •Tennessee williams
- •George gordon byron
- •Charles dickens
- •Music of the united kingdom
- •Edward benjamin britten
- •Andrew lloyd webber
- •M usic of the united states
- •George gershwin
- •T he proms
- •Music and youth culture
- •Rock & roll
- •R eggae
- •Beatboxing
- •Music genres of the youth
- •I nsomniac
- •British songs
- •Auld lang syne Scottish Song
- •Перевод с. Я. Маршака
- •Bobby shaftoe English Folksong
- •Charlie is my darling Scottish Folksong
- •Cockles and mussels
- •Irish Song
- •I saw three ships come sailing by English Folksong
- •Home, sweet home English Song
- •Land of my fathers Welsh Song
- •My bonnie British traditional song
- •O, no, john! English Folksong
- •Перевод с. Болотина и т. Сикорской
- •There was an old woman English Folksong
- •Перевод с. Я. Маршака
- •There’s a hole in my bucket Popular Folk Song from Britain
- •Greensleeves English Folk Song
- •Перевод с. Я. Маршака
- •For he’s a jolly good fellow Popular English Social Song
- •Twelve days of christmas
- •Amazing grace
- •A red, red rose
- •Перевод д. Тим
- •Author Unknown
- •American songs
- •Jingle bells
- •Billy boy
- •Oh, my darling, clementine
- •We shall overcome
- •Перевод с. Болотина и т. Сикорской все преодолеем
- •What a wonderful day
- •Перевод а. Дюка Прекрасный мир
- •From the history of british paiting
- •An american style of painting
- •Pablo picasso
- •Issac levitan
- •Theatre and stage design
- •Stage designer
- •Favorsky as a stage designer
- •P hotography
- •Conversations
- •Presentation
- •P art eight theatrical sketches small talk
- •Informal Greetings
- •Invitations
- •English business etiquette
- •English weather
- •E nglish humour
- •Funny stories and jokes Math, Physics, & Philosophy
- •Sherlock Holmes and Watson
- •Genie in the Lamp
- •Magician
- •Lippy Parrot
- •Small talk
- •Projects
- •Appendix 2
- •The Performing Arts: a Guide to the Reference Literature / Linda Keir Simons, 1994. Заключение
- •Contents
- •Зинаида Евгеньевна Фомина искусство как средство изучения английского языка
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Magician
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not the same hat.” “Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything; it was, after all, the captain’s parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: “OK, I give up. Where's the boat?”
Lippy Parrot
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, “And why don’t you get me a whisky, witch”. The stewardess, flustered by the parrot’s outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the man’s cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, “And get me another whisky, you ugly girl.” Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot’s whisky but still no coffee for the man. The man decides that he is going to try the parrots approach, “I’ve asked you twice for a cup of coffee witch, I expect you to get it for me right now so I don’t have to see that disgustingly face of yours any more!” Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards to the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, “For someone who can’t fly, you sure are a lippy idiot.”
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A wealthy businessman was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The businessman took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and a sked, “If I gave you this money, would you buy some Whisky with it instead?”
“No, of course not. I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Would you use it to gamble with instead of buying food?”
“No, I never gamble” the homeless man said. “I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”
“Would you spend the money on a golf course instead of food?”
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf for 20 years!”
“Well,” continued the businessman, “I’ve decided not to give you the two dollars after all. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I know I’m pretty dirty, and I probably smell bad too.” “Don’t worry about that,” replied the businessman. I just want her to see what a man looks like who’s given up Whisky, gambling and golf.”
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LADY (in theatre): Pardon me, sir, does my hat bother you?
GENTLEMAN (behind): No, but it bothers my wife. She wants one like it.
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“God! I left my wallet under the pillow. What shall I do?”
“Your maid is an honest woman, isn't she?” “But she will give it to my wife!”
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TEACHER: What do you know about the Dead Sea?
PUPIL: Dead? I didn't even know it was ill.
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DINER: Waiter! Will my hamburger be long? (TIME)
WAITER: No. It will be round and flat, sir. (SIZE)
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PASSENGER: Guard! How long will the next train be? (TIME)
GUARD: About six carriages, sir. (LENGTH)
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What is the longest word in the English language?
‘Smiles’. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!